Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
People who have loud conversation/arguments on the phone. You want people out of your business? Don’t let it be known.
People who play their music out loud. Especially when their phone costs $150-$200, and headphones cost 99¢.
And if you have headphones, there’s no reason why I should be able to hear YOUR music.
Dudes who rap lyrics out loud, in public, like they’re the rapper.
Adults who never say “excuse me”.
When dudes from the hood say “you know what I mean?”, when I don’t know what they mean.
When dudes rock skinny jeans and they sag passed their ass. What’s the point of wearing fitted jeans?
When the main words in conversations are “fuck”, “shit”, and “nigga”. How can anyone take you seriously?
People who are concerned with “haters”. No matter what you do, they’ll always be one. Deal with it.
The term “grinds my gears.”
When guys with fresher clothes than me ask for change.
When inconsiderate people don’t offer their seat to pregnant women.
When guys holla at girls in the most obnoxious way. If a girl responds back to you with that, they’re most likely smuts.
I hate when people purposely write words wrong.
I 3$p3ci@lly h@t3 wh3n ppl rite l!k3 thi$$.
The phrase, “this, that, and the 3rd.” Your obviously leaving details out.
When in a fight with someone, and they exclaim, “Excuse me?” When they clearly heard you the first time.
Hypocrites.
When someone calls someone else out, but when it comes time to call out the first person, they get offended.
The term “real talk”.
When ignorant people use the wrong vocabulary.
When people place bags on chairs. Why? Your bag doesn’t get tired.
When kids who can walk are riding in strollers. And I mean like 5 years old and up.
That’s it… for now.
